@kumailn: Be great if just once the winning actor was like "I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."
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@samfromks: Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
@autocorrects: Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?
@no_talent_shan: my student loan account is locked for an hour bc i entered my password wrong twice. who the hell do they think is trying to break in and pay my loans for me. why would i want to prevent that. Pleas let them in