@Super_Cynthia: Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.
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@SadPeruna: Woke up to 5:15am phone reminder telling me I need to set my alarm for 8am. Thanks last night drunk self. This is why we don't have friends.
@Maxine12333: If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you.
@joshgondelman: Someone wished me a Happy Independence Day and I told him this is America, and we say Merry Christmas here, buddy.
@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.