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@Super_Cynthia: Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: Speak. C'mon, boy, speak.
Dog: No, I'm mad at you.
@rolldiggity: Why crush your kid's imagination by telling them the Tooth Fairy "doesn't exist" when you can just have her leave a suicide note?
@kumailn: "My advice to you: subtlety." - The Joker, to Trump
@Book_Krazy: ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age?
HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream
HUB: His dream not mine
@galiamango: Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport.