@Contwixt: Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog.
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@TheBoydP: Not to brag but my son's friend said "Your dad looks hot" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with "Is that heat stroke?" but still.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital.
@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
@AristotlesNZ: Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi.