@Contwixt: Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog.
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@bobsin: Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder...
@GinAndJif: "Dave's coming for dinner tonight." "Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?" [from outside] "...hakuna banana."
@rockymomax: [on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know