@Contwixt: Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog.
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@Fickle_Filly: Me: 1. Talking cats 2. Real lightsabers 3. Cars that fire missiles Genie: Put me back in the bottle and give me to someone normal.
@Fickle_Filly: Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot
@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.