@Contwixt: Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog.
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@noog: "What sins have you committed?" Well... [20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*
@AtticusFinch79: HIM: my favorite movie is pulp fiction ME: *trying to impress him but knowing that pulp is real* pulp is the greatest lie ever told
@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"