@recoveringbapti: Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum
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@JaneBadall: The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window.
@ChaseMit: America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone.
@rodney_at_large: I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it.
@HatfieldAnne: “What Would Princess Diana Look Like If She Was Alive Today?” I clicked on this. Older.