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@Sickayduh: "Be patient."
- Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse
@TheRolo: [Gets cut off by a Pruis]
*Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me*
*Prius spins out of control*
@KThonvold: Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell "spider" first. They may even thank you.
@Kyle_Lippert: "What do we call this war?"
"The World War?"
"No. There's already been 1 of those"
"Uh this is a world war, too"
*the streetlights explode*
@Annekinns: *Receives good, solid, sound advice.
*Does exact opposite.
@noogscorner: Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons.