@JennyJohnsonHi5: Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the "life of the party."
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@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.
@gianni_bcn: [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception "Can you use it in a sentence?" [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception
@whatdreamsmaygo: alcohol has an odd way of revealing who we really are. turns out, I'm batman.
@GrowlyGrego: "I...I don't know, doc. I guess I'm just tired of being pushed around all the time." -Revolving Doors
@ohthatbadger: Answer every question with "Yes, but is it deep-fried?"
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