@SmithWit: Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.
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@Chumpstring: [parent teacher conference] TEACHER: little joey has trouble accepting responsibility for his actions PARENT: good luck dealing with that
@AthenasOlive: I once listened to Heart at 3am smoking a cigarette with mascara running down my face. Teacher: We usually choose a book for story time..