@lildandeli0n: Be the reason they create new laws.
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@bingowings14: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something.
@SortaBad: Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber
@joejwest: [restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN