@LoveNLunchmeat: Be vague. Be very vague. Be so vague that eventually you're not even sure what you just said.
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@mrtruthandsoul: Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)
@astutenewf: *boss at staff meeting* Hey, do you have anything positive to add to this meeting? Yeah, I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
@stevevsninjas: Earth: Sorry, but I love the sun now, and nothing's going to come between us. Moon: *throws shade*
@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face