@CatherineLMK: Be warned, person who set of a whole bunch of fireworks at 4 am--you've made a minimally powerful enemy.
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@SuperJuanderer: When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.
@amishschool: Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe.
@fa_que2: You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken.
@VodkaThursday: First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it.