@Kolology: Be warned: there's a proper legend on the streets of Brighton.
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@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.
@QwertyJones3: [First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? "Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."
@KalvinMacleod: ALIEN: maybe we can teach this planet the secrets of the universe *sees me trying to get pringles from the middle of the can* ALIEN: or not