@Up2Long: Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that.
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@shashaintl: 10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.