@Smethanie: Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor
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@robfee: The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
@david8hughes: Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas
@Midgetspar: I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, "I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."
@envydatropic: *Sees a guy blow a snot rocket* Watch this! Does a kegel. Bloody tampon goes flying