@iGreenMonk: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
@BlindChow: In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten.
@OneFunnyMummy: Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent's house.
@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.