@iGreenMonk: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count.
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@capricecrane: I bet that Heimlich was just a perv who molested people from behind, and one time accidentally saved someone from choking.
@mindykaling: When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring