@garrettbarry70: Dad, was I a cocky teenager?
Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam....
DAAAD!
@JohnFatherJohn: confession: I'm only getting my PhD in physics cause I wanted my hate for The Big Bang Theory to be more personal.
@daemonic3: We're having sweet potato fries with dinner
"Haha sweet potatoes?"
DON'T
"Don't what?"
You're gonna make a dumb potato pun
"I YAM NOT!"
@sarcasm_inc: *leans into microphone*
My question is for Salt-N-Pepa.
"Hi" "Hey"
Hi."Push It" is about takin a dump, right?
"No" "Nope"
*hands friend $5*
@GoddamnedZombie: I get Bi with a little help from my friends.
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