@Mirth_Quake: Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'
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@Cpin42: When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts.
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"