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@SadPeruna: Because one Duran just wasn't enough.
@sixfootcandy: CW: It's 11:11 make a wish.
Me: I wish I could throw a clock at your face.
@Brianhopecomedy: Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it.
@MdUNH: Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
@OtherDanOBrien: [Jesus on the cross]
*texts with 1 hand* "um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf"
*5 hrs pass*
"new phone. who dis?"
@Book_Krazy: Boss: It's almost quitting time. Drinks?
Me: In my top desk drawer. Help yourself.