@SadPeruna: Because one Duran just wasn't enough.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
@WheelTod: Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: "Lay off the methamphetamine."