@DannyZuker: Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane.
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@YeahDrewisOn: My girlfriend is: - super sweet - light as a feather - pink - melts in my mouth when I eat her - always at a circus - possibly cotton candy
@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
@idigcrazychics: You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF