@timdonakowski: Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.
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@okimstillhungry: Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit.
@lloydrang: I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher.
@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.