@FreckleMcPickle: Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base.
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@notalogin: I wrote a screenplay -No you didn't About our Savior -Just stop Opening Judea's best ice cream shop -Shut up It's Jesus Christ, Scooper Star
@brichie13: "Donatello choose ur weapon" "I'll take a stick" "Really not a sword? Nunchu.." "A STICK" "Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?" "..." "Ugh"
@panmidwest: DOG: she keeps using heart emojis when we text DOG FRIEND: which color heart? DOG: *shows friend phone* the gray one DOG FRIEND: omg
@MomOnFire: No one helped Cinderella when she hallucinated and talked to rats, cause people are garbage smh