@Dwarven_Cleric: Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills.
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@dafloydsta: [marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid "He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?
@TheGoodGodAbove: The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint
@iamspacegirl: In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.