@SeanINCypress: Beer is so smart that if you drink enough, right around your midsection, it builds a shelf for you to rest bottles on.
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@blaha_Who: Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel
@WilliamAder: First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took.
@Royceda59: I bought condoms. Cashier asked if I needed a bag, I said no she's not that ugly RT @HeroinHadley:Tweet something inspirational. I need it.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
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