@st00pidfast: Beer makes me less afraid of clowns.
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@lifecoachfit: I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying.
@thevickster_sa: Staring out into the horizon.. Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic [Bf holding up a stuffed lion] Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da
@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
@KalvinMacleod: HER: it’s pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?