@st00pidfast: Beer makes me less afraid of clowns.
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@davidkenny100: Gwen Stefani: 🎵this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box
@rainbowrowell: These protests are PLANNED. These opposition groups are ORGANIZED. My enemies are USING CALENDARS. Someone signed up to BRING DOUGHNUTS.
@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"