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@just1fool: Beer:"You know what would be funny?"

Me:"No. What?"

Beer:"Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again."

Me:"Yes, sir."

Beer:”You know what would be funny?”

Me:”No. What?”

Beer:”Really? Finish me and have four more then I’ll ask again.”

Me:”Yes, sir.”

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