@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
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@Underchilde: “There’s no use crying over spilt milk.” Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Victora's Secret] Wife: You're the most supportive person I know. *A person made of bras walks by* Me: Um what about that guy?
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.