@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
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@Adar79Angie: There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike.
@veggiefemme: My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)
@NicestHippo: I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out "This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"
@slyoung5: Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that.