@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
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@Home_Halfway: Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*
@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein
@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
@jdforshort: 4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank.