@Scorpio1080: Before Calling Me, ask yourself "Is This Textable?"
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@Audenary: Me: But can robots write poetry?! Droid: We do not cry / when we are small / for we were never born at all Me: [Choking back tears] Dude
@freshestginger: If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?
@Mr_Kapowski: The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers