@PaperWash: before cameras, people would have to say "cheese" for two hours while they got their portrait painted
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@killazilla: My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot.
@NewDadNotes: Dog 911: hello Dog: I accidentally ate the trash Dog 911: crouch low to pretend you are sorry Dog: but I'm not sorry Dog 911: I said pretend
@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.