@KimmyMonte: before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.
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@reeni730: Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
@iwearaonesie: wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink