@KevinFarzad: Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.
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@TheGoodGodAbove: Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar. You can stop sacrificing goats now.
@AnOrangeSNES: Things I learned today: 1) Gel is not short for jelly 2) KY isn't an acronym for "Krazy Yummy" 3) I'm not allowed to make my own lunch
@alexjmann: You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth.
@SortaBad: Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks