@walkerwalt: Before encouraging everyone to "do whatever makes you happy," ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists.
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@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.
@tpurvis06: Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.