@weinerdog4life: Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away
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@InternetHippo: arya: so good to be back home with the sister i havent seen in 5 years & thought was dead sansa: yeah it’s— arya: i am going to murder you
@Reverend_Scott: [being carried out of the zoo on a stretcher] not all hyenas are scared of the name Mufasa, I know this now
@captainkalvis: ANCHOR: we now go live to our new field meteorologist who will issue a storm warning ME: *pointing at the sky* DON'T. YOU. DARE.
@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.