@weinerdog4life: Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away
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@Go2Slp: "Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone." - Me with Thin Mints, and women.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective