@hippieswordfish: before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war
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@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.
@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@waydybee: Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails
@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.