@TheThomason: Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman.
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@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
@Maxine12333: On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5.
@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.