@HappyHijabbi: Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
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@ThatBrenna: People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive.
@shatterpants: Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises.
@bobvulfov: *couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now