@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few "Nah, it's nothing" types to raise the body count.
@AIanHangover: True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet.
@KevinBuffalo: I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor.