@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
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@elisemarie91: Remember when parents said "I'll give you something to cry about" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?
@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] "we need to tell users when their inbox is full" how do we do that? "we send them another email" nice