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@jenyb4: Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say "please put your shoes on" 17,000 times every morning.

My dreams have come true.

Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say “please put your shoes on” 17,000 times every morning. 

My dreams have come true.

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