@Breadery: Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down.
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@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
@rebrafsim: Son: daddy why is the sky blue? Me: it’s probably sad that people ask questions that they could have just googled
@sadhatterskwrl: I can only ruin a handful of men's lives at one time THERE'S ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN A DAY PEOPLE I AM NOT CONGRESS!!