@Breadery: Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down.
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@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.
@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@_wangwe: Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.