@Breadery: Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down.
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@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@Lerky: Me: you're like heroin. Her: Why? Because you're addicted to me? Me: No, because you're ruining my life.
@reczit: Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn