@nice_mustard: before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
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@fro_vo: Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work* Boss: haha have a nice trip, see you in the fall Me: *takes 8 month vacation*
@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.
@KarenKilgariff: When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next.