@ehdannyboy: Before pulled pork, pork just used to stand on the edge of the dance-floor, nodding to the music and looking cool.
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@DocBrown21: My next tattoo will be "helvetica" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her
@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.
@WhtUReallyMean: I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic.
@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.