@PanicRestroom: Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself
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@TheMichaelRock: Wife: I better see a diamond this Mother's Day Me: say no more *buys baseball tickets*
@HeroineAddict: Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know.
@mauleePillar: My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode.