@LOsepyan: Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus.
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@vaniaperruzza: When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared.
@Marlebean: Oops, I "accidentally" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport.
@Jenny4ashley: I haven't been around a baby in so long I can't even remember how to put their leash on.
@bornmiserable: "Where do escalators come from?" "Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."