@CornOnTheGoblin: Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups
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@withanewname: Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
@radtoria: amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like "yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"
@stevevsninjas: Executioner: *sweating, hauling up guillotine blade for the ninth time* Please, I have to go home. Turtle: I won't pull in this time lol