@michaelianblack: Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane.
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@Sickayduh: [Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
@DaddyJew: I talk a lot of shit for someone who still says "righty tighty lefty loosy" before turning anything
@caperbc75: I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all "She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"