@michaelianblack: Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane.
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@david8hughes: [sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost
@HeyoShellz: Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't
@LoveNLunchmeat: You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.