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@sofarrsogud: Before we were married, my wife was like a tiger in the bedroom.

Now she's more like a possum.
She plays dead whenever a snake approaches.

Before we were married, my wife was like a tiger in the bedroom.

Now she’s more like a possum.
She plays dead whenever a snake approaches.

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