@Try2StopME: Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
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@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
@SnizzleFrizzle: What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.
@TheFearBoners: The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France.
@Bownuggets: Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard