@SCbchbum: Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.
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@PaulyPeligroso: When skinny girls say "I'm so fat" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.
@Darlainky: Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers.
@rachel2manypaws: The toughest part of any long distance relationship is the 6 hour drive to slash their tires.
@weinerdog4life: A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds