@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?
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@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.