@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?
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@crazytraci72: "Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman.
@Poutymcgee: I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: "Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"
@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.