@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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@UncleDuke1969: Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid.