@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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@B1gBrainsMcGee: "I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion." -person who invented hand dryers
@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!" But we're in love! "It is forbidden!" *whale elopes with submarine*
@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.