@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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@Dutch_50: Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?" Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
@man_spach: When the internet is down I turn my bed into a make-believe boat and play Life of Pi with the cat
@B1gBrainsMcGee: "I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion." -person who invented hand dryers