@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."
@Guinz: You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk.
@Mr_Kapowski: *ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING