@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
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@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
@yobrah_: So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer