@sammyrhodes: Before you send that mass "Merry Christmas!" text don't.
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@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
@NicestHippo: What should we call it when a man is beautiful? "Footseveral?" No but I feel like you're on the right track
@bourgeoisalien: I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn.