@sammyrhodes: Before you send that mass "Merry Christmas!" text don't.
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@primawesome: If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Pediatrician: How much water does she drink? Me: You mean like water water or bath water?
@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.